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  • Me: *During sex I suddenly stopped & didn't move*
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what the fuck is this? like theres just some forest burning behind her and shes just standing there watching it burn looking all hipster well you know what hipster that should be you in there there could have been some nice people in those woods but you had to take a picture instead of helping them. no. just no. Via Fucked up and bitter

what the fuck is this?

like theres just some forest burning behind her and shes just standing there watching it burn looking all hipster

well you know what hipster that should be you in there there could have been some nice people in those woods but you had to take a picture instead of helping them.

no. just no.

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  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
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